Competition

Competition archive

Doodle Music

Closing date: 1 July 2010

To celebrate the launch of the bonkers music making app Inkstrumental for the iPhone and iPad and some fun work I’ve done for Music Exchange in Nottingham, here’s a new, free to enter, music themed competition!

Christmas ‘The Nut Roast’ CD

Closing date: 17 December 2008

This new competition is to win a CD designed by me and made up of lovely music, mixed by Chris Geddes of Belle and Sebastian. 

Doodle Sound Slip Mats

Closing date: May 1 2008

This competition is now closed.
Big big big thanks to everyone who entered, there’s so many good links and suggestions here.
The winner has been contacted and will hopefully get their slipmats very soon.

Pigbit Tote Bag

Closing date: 1st October 2007

To win this lovely Pigbit tote bag, perfect for vegetable shopping, simply let describe the worse, most silly, thing you’ve ever purchased and why.
The funniest / most regretful / silliest answer will win. As ever this competition is FREE to enter.

Please note Pigbit is a half rabbit half pig hybrid creature.

Game On Mug

Closing date: May 1st 2007

Win this china mug made exclusively for the Game On exhibition at Science Museum, London. The mug is unavailable anywhere outside of the Museum’s gift store.

Baseball Cap

Closing date: November 1st 2006

Win this wonderful, fluffy white baseball cap (functions in both the normal and back-to-front positions) that is embroidered with Dinkton riding a Weevel.
The deadline for this competition has now been extended until November 1st.

The winner was Jon T for his tale of trapping his (front) tale into his pants. It was more a story of what has the most embaressing thing he didn’t wear to be fair but it was very funny. Other great answers that made me smile and squirm came from; Flow, Rausheck, Kieron Watts, Claire-Louise Taylor, Steve B Robinson (who I suspect has many many more stories to tell), Mister Lizzard, Ruben, Snarf, Caroline Phillips, Claire, Stephanie Welsh, Pixie_claire and Helen Ablett. If I’ve learnt anything from most of these tales, it’s to have a spare ‘normal’ change of clothes when dressing up and going out to parties. Thanks to everyone who entered, brilliant stuff! 

Candy Poster

Closing date: 1st June 2006

Congratulations to Gurps for the winning entry, it was a tale I could definitely relate to. As always there were lots of great answers, my short list of favs included the ones from brett, Elisa, Tara, Stephanie Welsh, jW, uberboy and qur. Thanks to everyone who entered.

Win this limited edition poster produced specially for Candy’s Sweet Talk event in March. This poster is unavailable anywhere else and will come signed and packaged in a nice card tube. Yes, a nice card tube!

To win simply say what your favourite candy or sweets are and why. The funniest / bestest answer will win the poster!
Good luck and remember, brush your teeth twice a day, especially after guzzling lots of sweets…

Zeebzeebs Cork Coasters

Closing date: 30th September 2005

This competition has now ended - huge thanks for everyone who entered.
One of the winners was Brett who sounded nicely neurotic. The other winner has now replied to the winning email (sent in October!) and has received their coasters.

Win win win some handmade, handcut, hand botched Zeebzeebs cork coasters.
Compatible with both hot and cold drinks!

Window Stickers

Closing date: 30th June 2005

The competition has now ended, congratulations to Amy and Joanne for their winning entries and super big thanks to everyone who entered.

Check back soon for the next exciting competition were you’ll be able to win some of my junk all for the price of a pithy response to an inane question.

You could of won one of a few very rare vegetable window vinyls and done this with it…

Signed Sickbag

Closing date: 1st May 2005

The winner for this competition was David H, who’s amusing line about ‘’I don’t know which end to point at the toilet’’ I think we can all relate too. All the entries were great, thanks to all who contributed.

Win a signed Virgin Atlantic sickbag. These are extremely rare…